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Jay Cutler Suffers Severe Right Eyebrow Sprain, Glowering at Offensive Lineman

Jay Cutler Suffers Severe Right Eyebrow Sprain, Glowering at Offensive Lineman

2013/08/14 at 10:00 pm 0 comments

NFL Humor/Satire—Early yesterday morning a team spokesperson for the Chicago Bears confirmed reports that starting quarterback Jay Cutler suffered a severe right eyebrow sprain after glowering at an unnamed offensive lineman during a mid-week practice. A lineman, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, witnessed the gruesome injury. “Oh, yeah.  I saw the whole […]

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College Football Star Makes Shocking Remarks

College Football Star Makes Shocking Remarks

2013/07/28 at 6:33 pm 0 comments

College Football Humor/Satire—The University of South Carolina and their star defensive end, Jadeveon Clowney, have come out with a strong denial of any wrongdoing on the part of their All-Everything player, amidst recent allegations that Clowney was improperly contacted by rapper-turned-agent Jay-Z. “I’ve got that Emmert control on the sanctions […]

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College Football Coach Makes Shocking Remarks (Satire)

College Football Coach Makes Shocking Remarks (Satire)

2013/07/20 at 6:20 pm 0 comments

College Football Humor/Satire—New Arkansas Razorbacks football coach Bret Bielema has a problem.  And he’s not shy about sharing what it is. Bielema doesn’t like no-huddle, uptempo offenses.  He’s gone on record about it.  He’s attempted to put a 15-second substitution rule in place that will make offenses wait for that amount […]

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Daniel Snyder Holds Press Conference to Announce How Un-Racist He is, Ends Up Sounding More Racist

Daniel Snyder Holds Press Conference to Announce How Un-Racist He is, Ends Up Sounding More Racist

2013/06/14 at 4:44 pm 1 comment

NFL HUMOR/SATIRE—On Friday morning, Daniel Snyder—the embattled owner of the Washington Redskins—attempted to quell any more rumors that his franchise was going to be forced to change its controversial name in the near future. “How!?”  Snyder asked, stepping up to the podium and raising his right hand.  “Please, everyone, be […]

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NFL Humor: Open Letter To Tim Tebow

NFL Humor: Open Letter To Tim Tebow

2013/05/08 at 3:28 pm 3 comments

Dear Tim, What up, Mr. Tebow?  Had a bit of a rough week, huh?  Listen, I know you’re probably busy practicing footwork and mechanics and not-throwing interceptions and stuff, but I was hoping you could give me a minute of your time. I know that you’ve probably got people pulling your […]

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New Orleans Saints Bounty Program Hit List Payouts

2012/03/09 at 8:41 am 0 comments

Author’s Note: The New Orleans Saints have been placed in a precarious state of affairs after the NFL discovered former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams and its defensive players partook in paying each other in a bounty system to knock out players from the opposing offense.  I have been able to obtain the list of […]

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